It depends on the rules to be honest. If it was purely one on one, then I'd have to give it to the Hoff. If it was no holds barred however, a single flash of Mills' freshly bleached teeth could be enough to blind the Hoff and allow Chappers to enter the fray. After that, all bets are off.
The Hoff would win obviously.. I didnt sign up to this website cause hes a big wuss!! look at the picture at the top right of this page... hard as nails that man... look at him!! lol
It'd be Mills. Hoff'd choke on the fake tanner. BUT the hoff is still cool. He's got the antidote for the bollocks-biting snakes, so I can't say anything bad about him. ;D