A RIDE WITH A KNIGHT RIDER BY DINKY THE CHIHUAHUA

ON ONE SUMMER NIGHT, I WAS WALKIN ALONG THE DIRT ROAD, KICKIN SOME OF IT EVERY FEW FEET. AS I WAS WALKIN, A BLACK CAR PULLED ALONG SIDE OF ME. THE CAR DOOR OPENNED. I SAW AN UPDATE COMPUTER INSIDE OF IT. AND BEHIND THE WHEEL, WAS A GREAT MAN AND WAS VERY GOOD LOOKIN.

I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM, BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. THE COMPUTER TOLD ME HIS STORY ON WHY HE DIDN'T SPEAK. THE CAR DOOR CLOSED, AND THE COMPUTER WENT ON WITH HIS STORY. THE DRIVER STARTED TO DRIVE. WELL I KNOW, IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT WITH THE KNIGHT RIDER...
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A BAYWATCH POEM ( IF I WERE A MAN)

IF I WERE A MAN, I WOULD BE STRONG AND WEAK. JUST TO HEAR WOMAN AND GIRLS SCREAM BECAUSE THEY WANT TO RUB MY FOREARMS. YET, I STILL I CAN BE CARING WHEN SHE CRIES, LAUGH AT HER JOKES THAT MAYBE FUNNY OR NOT SO FUNNY.

JUST THINKIN OF ALL THE GREAT BENEFITS HAVE BEENING A MALE, LOOKING TALL AND WELL TANNED. JOGGING ON THE BEACH WITH MY BLACK BIKINI UNDERWARE ON. DRIVING ALL THE WOMEN AND GIRLS NUTS BECAUSE, I LOOK SO GOOD.

NOT WORRYING ABOUT THE SALTY WATER, THE MIST OF THE OCEAN THAT GETS IN MY HAIR. I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE, BEACAUSE IAM A MAN..........

This poems are for the actor : MR. DAVID HASSELHOFF :O)

PS IM WORKIN ON A TV/TELLY SCRIPT :TITLED PUNK KNIGHT

YES EVERYONE DAVID IS IN IT :) LOL