HOLY SHIT!
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You sound like the words 'those who can, teach' are on the tip of your tongue! I appreciate your words of motivation, whilst simultaneously find them amusing. How we got to be so heart felt and real escapes me :) We now sound more disney than tarrantino x

I would offer up a kidney to be a writer but have no idea how to get into that kind of thing without giving up the day job. I additionally have no idea how to set up an email on here. You can honour my inbox on samantha1kennedy@btinternet.com should you please. Truth be told I found myself very much looking forward to writing you a message back today as I actually have to use my brain! I had to go on a wine tasting last week and write an account on my interpretation of each wine. Needless to say that after 25 wines I had no recollection of any of them but was the proud author of around 20 pages of poetic nonsense :) x

Ah Brighton, what a place. Every walk of life accepted and embraced. Quarantino would love it. I have a strong feeling that I am on a mission to make my world more movie like. A desire for excitement and spontaneity is something I cannot seem to shake. The cliche' there must be more to life, seems to haunt me incessantly, hence the aussie adventure. I now have a quirky, educated, handsome artist under my belt who may get a part in mydysfunctional cast. God, what have I just written?! Perhaps its time to sleep and reset the crazy girl head timer for another day. Good night Rocka-fella from your spanky cinderella x

All the more intrigued plus glad that you hadn't judged me. Was a bit hung over when I read your message, so was extra defensive and vulnerable to misinterpretation.
I must say Adam, I like somthing about you. Be it the confidence that you come across in your mails or your obvious passion for your work, I can't be sure but I def like something about you. Would love to see an example of your erotic artwork. I look forward to reading your next seemingly random and yet distinctly interesting message......

Feel I must explain the spank me photo - was a hen night. Then again perhaps I should not have added a photo that would require justication as I feel you have judged me on some level. The 'on your terms' part of your messgae shows that clearly. I am not a social iguana just generally accepted in most social circles. An inoffensive character. I hope I am mistaken as I wouldn't want you or anyone to get that impression of me - will remove pic :) Would love to see your artwork - am suddenly very intrigued.

Perhaps you are right but I pride myself in the fact that I can blend into most any social circle. Would be interested to see your artwork if you feel it will prove your point. Will be leaving UK in next 6 months without a shred of doubt - all a means to an end. Oz it the place to go! Lived there before and regretted returning. Can't wait!!!!

haha ta for the comment sad image? lolx

Um... not a lot really!
"Am I going to look okay in this pic?!"